Ancient, but handsome swineI have an awful sense of humour. I've just been listening to Round the Horne starring Kenneth Williams, that puts everything in context.If I've got to spell it out, I'm as mad as a box of frogs!!

Profile Johncar (Male) from UK, Ilkley

• A Relationship
• Anal
• Curves
• Dirty Talk
• Friendship
• Gilf
• Hookups
• Leather / Latex
• Lingerie
• Massage
• Masturbation
• Mature
• MILF
• Nylons
• Open to Whatever
• Oral
• Roleplay
• Short-term Fun

I'm 78 years old, living in the Ilkley region. I'm interested in meeting a woman aged between 56 and 80. My late partner of 20 years could suck a golf ball through a garden hose! I've probably been spoilt in the past but I find all mature ladies are wonderful.

Seeking Female