Ancient, but handsome swineI have an awful sense of humour. I've just been listening to Round the Horne starring Kenneth Williams, that puts everything in context.If I've got to spell it out, I'm as mad as a box of frogs!!

Profile Johncar (Male) from UK, Ilkley

• A Relationship
• Anal
• Curves
• Dirty Talk
• Friendship
• Gilf
• Hookups
• Leather / Latex
• Lingerie
• Massage
• Masturbation
• Mature
• MILF
• Nylons
• Open to Whatever
• Oral
• Roleplay
• Short-term Fun

I'm 78 years old, living in the Ilkley region. I'm interested in meeting a woman aged between 56 and 80. My late partner of 20 years could suck a golf ball through a garden hose! I've probably been spoilt in the past but I find all mature ladies are wonderful.

Seeking Female

Johncar Personal Details

Gender	Male
Age	79
Location	UK, England: West Yorkshire, Ilkley
🌈 Sexuality	Straight
🚻 Gender Expression	Feminine
🌎 Ethnicity	White / Caucasian
💞 Relationship status	Widowed
⭐ Star Sign	Scorpio
🚬 Smoke	No
🍷 Drink	No
⚒️ Job	Arts
💊 Drugs	No
🍽️ Diet	I eat everything!
🛡️ Safe Sex	Never
🏠 Meet At	My place
📏 Height	6ft (183 cm)
⌛ Body Type	Big & Beautiful
👁️ Eye colour	Brown
👱 Hair Colour	What hair?!
🦵 Body hair	Bearded
🎨 Tattoos	Never!
💍 Piercings	Never!
🖌️ Body Modifications	Never!
🗺 Nationality	British