Hi, I’m Ted! Thanks for stopping by my online dating profile. I’m not the best at describing myself, so I reached out to a few friends and asked them to tell me what I’m like so I could share that with you. Here’s what they had to say.
Seeking Female
| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 39 | |
| Sexuality | Straight | |
| Ethnicity | I will tell you later | |
| Height | I will tell you later | |
| Build | I will tell you later | |
| Hair | I will tell you later | |
| Body hair | I will tell you later | |
| Body decoration | I will tell you later | |
| Drink | I will tell you later | |
| Smoke | I will tell you later | |
| Location | UK, England: Greater London, Spitalfields | |
| Drugs | I will tell you later | |
| Cock/Breast size | I will tell you later | |
| Travel | ||
| Safe sex | I will tell you later | |
| Paid Services | No | |